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there once was chazboddington's dad,

a handsome man, might i add

he flew out to LA

for his sons right away

no doubt that much fun will be had

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the city was counting each day,

for Friday lived so far away,

to pass the time,

he drinks ‘ade made of lime,

and takes photos, black, white and grey

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this chazbot i know caused alarm

by discussing something of great harm

"would somebody tell me...

what if we run out of coffee?"

i guess we have to start our own farm

alternate:

it's a subject to fear and to scorn

not something that toots your horn

"would somebody tell me...

what if we run out of coffee?"

scientists will create it from corn

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there once was a man who bought guac

he brought to a party to rock

his friends weren't there yet

no need for him to fret

for charm, he had plenty in stock

(sidenote: guacamole looks decidedly less appetizing in black & white)

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there once was a girl who bought some smokes

she strolled along, listening to hall & oates

there were shivering leaves

on sidewalk trees

and she wished the city was with her...like...totes

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there once was a bot named the city

who lived in LA, what a pity

he took shots with sylvie

which surely will thrill me

i'll make a chazbot fan committee

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there once was a sadbot named friday

who was fairly alone, she daresay...

but then came the city

who she found quite witty

and now skies above are no longer grey

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there was an old robot named chaz

who was oft times quite a spazz

until he met friday

who fixed him up straightaway

now he tap dances to jazz