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there once was a chazbot, you see

who'd clearly forgotten his key

with no time to waste

he called him post haste

locksmith arrived: 12:53

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these robots went out for some toys

stringed instruments to make lots of noise

perusing the shops

like two musical cops

in search of some criminal joys

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your kobe burger makes me realize how small i am in comparison to this universe we're in.

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there once was chazboddington's dad,

a handsome man, might i add

he flew out to LA

for his sons right away

no doubt that much fun will be had

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the city was counting each day,

for Friday lived so far away,

to pass the time,

he drinks ‘ade made of lime,

and takes photos, black, white and grey

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this chazbot i know caused alarm

by discussing something of great harm

"would somebody tell me...

what if we run out of coffee?"

i guess we have to start our own farm

alternate:

it's a subject to fear and to scorn

not something that toots your horn

"would somebody tell me...

what if we run out of coffee?"

scientists will create it from corn

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there once was a man who bought guac

he brought to a party to rock

his friends weren't there yet

no need for him to fret

for charm, he had plenty in stock

(sidenote: guacamole looks decidedly less appetizing in black & white)